Ahh, fame

Here are search terms people have used to find my blog in the past week:

• "king county bestiality" (Perversely proud to note that I'm one of only two who come up on Google for this exact phrase)
• "balliol bop" (Oops. Not the kind of PR they want.)
• "how to stop slugs coming in my kitchen" (And my blog is relevant because I apparently used the words "stop" "coming" and "kitchen" somewhere in the last 205 posts?)
• "american conversation ettiquette" (Boy, I bet I messed that person up.)
• "crapped in the hallway" (I really hope they were searching for the quote from the FEMA manager...)
  

Search engines. You can't always get what you want...